June 2012
Before I had left Chapel Hill to go on the road trip, Lindsay and I had the idea of heading down to New Orleans for a few days, as I was bummed about not being able to make it there during said road trip, and Lindsay hadn’t been for years. The plan was to drive down on the Sunday (14 hour journey-no biggie), then stay a few days and make our way back to Chapel Hill over a few days calling in at a few places in Mississippi and Alabama. I was keen to see the Deep South you see… Anyways, this didn’t work out as due to a family issue, Lindsay needed to head down to Key West. And as this clashed with our planned trip she asked me to come along so it wouldn’t be a complete waste. Gulp…. By all means I was happy to go down to Key West, having never been there, or Florida in my time in the states, but meeting the whole family in the process? Preeeeety nerve racking!
Before I had left Chapel Hill to go on the road trip, Lindsay and I had the idea of heading down to New Orleans for a few days, as I was bummed about not being able to make it there during said road trip, and Lindsay hadn’t been for years. The plan was to drive down on the Sunday (14 hour journey-no biggie), then stay a few days and make our way back to Chapel Hill over a few days calling in at a few places in Mississippi and Alabama. I was keen to see the Deep South you see… Anyways, this didn’t work out as due to a family issue, Lindsay needed to head down to Key West. And as this clashed with our planned trip she asked me to come along so it wouldn’t be a complete waste. Gulp…. By all means I was happy to go down to Key West, having never been there, or Florida in my time in the states, but meeting the whole family in the process? Preeeeety nerve racking!
Luckily, Lindsay’s cousin Nick and his girlfriend Jess (who
I had met before) were heading down too which was good, and we were picking up
Nicks brother Chris on the way, so I wasn’t thrown completely into the deep
end. Leaving around 3pm on the Friday we faced a long old journey – 16 hour
drive in fact – to the southernmost point of the continental USA. Lindsay and I
riding in her car (as we were still hoping on visiting New Orleans on the way
back up to Chapel Hill. Just a casual 17 hour detour. Again, no biggie there!),
and Nick, Jess and Chris in the other. Which provided no end of amusement
trying to wind each other by driving passing each other in an incredibly safe
and confident manner with music at acceptable levels. Obviously…
The drive itself was pretty non-descriptive. The interstates
do get pretty monotonous, and the time was passed through music sing-along’s,
deep discussions on various pointless things, gas stops and me getting overly
excited about passing through South Carolina. Yeah, really… The drive continued
into the small hours of the morning, with a stop at a hotel near Jackson for some sleep, before continuing onwards towards Key West the next morning. Key West is the furthest of a chain of islands off the Southern coast of Florida, and so the last three hours of the drive was on relatively slower highways over all of the Keys. I would say it was a beautiful drive in which I could see the Keys in all of their amazing beauty, and the clear water reflecting the sky. But I couldn’t. Because tropical storm Debbie was moving in as we approached the Keys. Which we then had to drive through. Which wasn’t so bad for me, as I got all Geography geek-y and found it really cool with the cloud formations and lightening and torrential rain. Lindsay (who was driving at the time) didn’t so much…
into the small hours of the morning, with a stop at a hotel near Jackson for some sleep, before continuing onwards towards Key West the next morning. Key West is the furthest of a chain of islands off the Southern coast of Florida, and so the last three hours of the drive was on relatively slower highways over all of the Keys. I would say it was a beautiful drive in which I could see the Keys in all of their amazing beauty, and the clear water reflecting the sky. But I couldn’t. Because tropical storm Debbie was moving in as we approached the Keys. Which we then had to drive through. Which wasn’t so bad for me, as I got all Geography geek-y and found it really cool with the cloud formations and lightening and torrential rain. Lindsay (who was driving at the time) didn’t so much…
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| Nothing to see. Just airing my feet....! |
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| Clouds building as we approached the storm |
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| Inside the storm |
Key West is a very hot and humid place. But beautiful. When the storm had passed you could see the beauty of the place – palm trees everywhere, clear blue skies and crystal clear water. We stayed down there for 6 days, sleeping on an airbed in a rented apartment by another family member (Nick Jess and Chris got the sofa beds the lucky buggers…). The island felt to me just like one of the Med Islands such as Zante and Cos, except a lot more humid, and the night life was very different was the ridiculousness of those places. Seeing as everyone in Key West is over 21, and the majority of people were cruise boat holiday-ers (Key West has a huge port where a lot of cruise boats dock for a night or two), so not quite as mental as the Med, but a similar feel. The biggest thing about Key West is the ability to drink on the streets – unheard of anywhere else I’ve been to in the USA before. Having said that, the place had the usual mix of Cuban/American/Irish places and a lively atmosphere to go with it, which is always good!
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| Out and about on the Strip |
Outside of the family events going on (which I will gloss
over in respect of Lindsay’s family, and also because I found it rather awkward
being there at those times), it was just like being on holiday and we packed
quite a lot into the week. Obviously there were a couple of compulsory nights
out, the first being soon after arriving at Key West. Deval Street is the main
party strip on the island, stretching a good mile and half, packed full of
bars, clubs, tourist trap shops and lots and lots of drunk tourists. As Jess
and I hadn’t been there before the other three acted as our guides, visiting a
number of usual Key West spots for them. Hogs Breath was the first, a dive bar
right at the top of the strip, known for its tradition of t-shirt buying from
the place (which apparently has caused accusation of the bar owner trying to
take over the world. Riiight….). The place was classically dive bar-esk, and I
loved the place. Especially with the Hogs butt on the wall in the style that
deer heads are shown. Classic! From there we headed down the strip visiting
Sloppy Joes (for a Sloppy Joe drink, no idea what was in it but it was
strong!), an Irish place with the worst singer/musician ever, and a couple of
others winding up in a small bar mid-way down the strip, rather merry and
having a good time. It was a great evening with the other 4, only spoilt by
being ripped off by the cab driver on the way back to the apartment.
We were also complete tourists (because you’ve got to when
you go somewhere!) and visited the huge concrete buoy that marks the
southern-most point of the continental USA. Aparently this is a big thing, and
there were scores of people hanging around taking pictures next to the buoy.
All very nice and dandy you think. Except with Tropical Storm Debbie having
passed by, huge waves were crashing against the sea wall behind the buoy,
soaking anyone going for a picture and thoroughly amusing me with the screams
at being soaked. Though I guess karma came around when on my turn I got soaked
too. Typical… A couple of evenings we visited the Warf, where crowds throng the
place and lots of street performers perform and local artists sell their wares.
The first time we went on mass we had just got there and suddenly the heavens
opened and a storm unleashed itself upon the place causing everyone to scurry
for cover. No worries, it being Lindsay’s stepdads birthday we just went to the
nearest bar. Standard! The next time was a much greater success, with a
beautiful sunset lowering over the water, and a great atmosphere in the air.
There was a cracking entertainer (if that’s the right word), who would sit on
his box disguised behind tall reeds. Waiting until some poor unsuspecting
tourist walked past he would jump up and out of the reeds, causing the poor
person to usually scream with terror. This was executed perfectly to Lindsay’s
sister (who having been to Key West on many occasions should probably have
known what was going to happen) who emitted the loudest scream I’ve heard in a
long time, causing everyone to look round at the source of the commotion.
Everyone was in hysterics for quite a while!
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| Getting feet wet at the Southern-most point of the USA |
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| Out and about in Key West |
Nick, Jess, Lindsay and I also visited the Butterfly Sanctuary at the bottom of Deval Street for some sophistication in the morning. It was pretty cool with all these butterflies flying around everywhere and landing on people. Think I spoilt it all a bit by acting like a monkey for a lot of the time though… Afterwards we wandered off the main strip to an amazing crepe place for lunch. I mean these crepes were phenomenal!
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| Being a butterfly-muppet |
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| As actual butterfly! |
The four of us also (on Lindsay’s insistence) went to a drag
show one evening. Yes, you read right, a drag show. Now I had been to a drag
show in Chapel Hill (Fierce Thursdays in what was the Lodge), so I sort of
thought I knoew what to expect (I hasten to add that it was a mistake going in
there, and even John who usually loves outrageous things felt uncomfortable in
there!) . Except going into this drag show it wasn’t what I thought it would be
at all. There was one main host/hostess (whatever gender they want to be) and
three other performers. Ironically enough one of them was the one I had seen in
the Lodge before. A scary man/woman if I had ever seen one! Once I had gotten
over my initial nerviousness at what was in store for the show (seeing as we
were in the gay quarter of Deval Street), the actuall show was quite good and
enjoyable. The three acts took turns to perform (some waaaaay more outrageous
than others involving the suggested usages of various sex toys), plus the host
(-ess?) doing a few numbers. The highlight song was definitely on about
chopping of a penis to make a ‘snatch’, which had most in histerics, along with
the host consistently picking on people at the front of the crowd (we hung
back) in order to try and make them as uncomfortable as possible. One thing I
couldn’t get around was the constant stream of people going up to the stage to
thrust a dollar bill at which ever act was performing at the time, only to be
shown a bit of leg or chest. Not really sure what that was all about! T’was an
interesting experience indeed, not being one to turn down new things like that!
And I think Lindsay enjoyed it (she better bloody had dragging us all there!).
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| Drag Show! |
Quite nicely, the time spent in Key West wasn’t all charging
around doing and seeing things like most places I had been to in the States
trying to make the most of the time I had there. We spent a couple of
afternoons chilling on the beach (almost unheard of for me!). The first beach
we went to was just the four of us again, and the beach itself was beautiful
with golden sands, however due to Tropical Storm Debbie the water was churned
up and pretty minging. So much so that swimming out to the end of the swimming
area was a bit of an ordeal with no one wanting to put their feet down on
account of the thick sludge at the bottom of the water. It was minging,
although me and Nick found the girls hysterics rather amusing! The next time
was a few days later to the other side of the Island with the extended family.
The beach was definitely more touristy, but much nicer and more cruicially
crystal clear water – just what I was expecting from Key West! Most of the time
was spent mucking around in the water, with Nick Jess and I snorkeling (seeing
quite a few fish and some rays!) and Lindsay and the cousins trying to drown us
(bloody kids…). I also found it quite funny watching the parents try and get
round the stringent no drinking laws in force in state parks (as the beach was
set in) by sneaking glances around for any rangers then subtly trying to down a
can of beer without being seen. In the USA even the adults have to act like
kids at times!
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| Scenes from Key West |
We spent around 6 days in Key West, and great days they were too. Key West is a beautiful part of the world and very different to any where in the States I had been to previously. I’m so glad I got an opportunity to go down there (despite the circumstances) and am incredibly grateful to Lindsay’s family for allowing me to join them and treat me like one of their own (notably Gillian who basically treated me like a big brother- abuse and all!).
Leaving Key West it was just Lindsay and myself on the long
arse journey up to New Orleans. And my god was it a long way! Driving on an
interstate is pretty boring. Driving for 10+ hours on an interstate is just
damn tedious. We broke the tedium through sing-a-longs, listening to RadioLab
(incredibly interesting – highly recommended listen!), reading Tucker Max
(hilarious!) and generally winding each other up. As you do…
The drive was broken up by a few stops, in Miami and Crystal
River, FL. Miami was just as I imagined it to be, art deco, bikini clad girls
and guys who had obviously been shooting steroids into their eyes. After a
short drive down Ocean Blvd we struggled to find a place to park (it was
a total nightmare! Especially with the American law of not being able to park
across the road from the direction you’re travelling in) and then wandered up
along the strip to a little diner for a bite to eat. Lindsay saw a dress in a shop
window that she ‘absolutely loved’, and so after a bit of banter she went in to
find the cost of it. Near $1000. She walked back out pretty quickly…
Unfortunately due to having to press on to reach Crystal River that night
(which was the otherside and way north on the Florida peninsula) we weren’t
able to stay in Miami long. Which was a shame because I really liked the place.
All steroids and macho men included.
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| Scenes from Miami |
We arrived at Crystal River late in the evening, and spent
the night in some random motel we had trouble finding. About typical. The
woman behind the desk seemed surprised
at our dual nationality military ID’s, but we got the reduced rate which saved
us a few bob! The next morning Lindsay had found this cool place where you
could tube down the river in an inflatable rubber ring type thing. The actual
centre was packed – it being the a Saturday in the summer holidays – with high
school kids, and it looked like charge of the light brigade with everyone
jumping off the train/trailer thingy which drove us up river, grabbing a rubber
dingy and legging it to the river. Kids eh… As it was the river was freeeeezing
(compared to the humidity of the Florida weather), but it was incredibly pleasant
floating down the river at a proper leisurely rate watching the really nice
houses go past. After I had finished panicking about Gators (no seriously I was terrified of coming across one despite the fact that everyone on the river was in a rubber ring!) I really enjoyed laying back in the sun and letting the river take me down stream. Stopping off to climb a tree and swing off (as you do!) it took
us a few hours to get down the river, which whilst i didn't want it to end, my shoulders probably did with the sun exposure they got! (Unfortunately there aren't any pictures of Crystal River as I didn't take my camera onto it. For obvious reasons...)
Jumping out at the other end, we had a (semi-) quick lunch
in a nearby town and then headed on-wards and westwards. To New Orleans…
